i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
(via love-more-judge-less)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
Good
(via fierrrrrrce)
| everyday: | i need new clothes |
| year is 2392 | |
| child: | mommy i can't sleep |
| mother: | don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations |
| mother: | RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH |
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
(via heckyeahkimkardashian)
She’s turned into such a hippy now. I love her still but it makes me wonder how often she gets stoned.
does people not get that shes at coachella or???????
today i got asked what coachella was..
i get asked on a daily basis…
(Source: vanessahudgennsss, via i-zyl)