so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
|everyday:||i need new clothes|
|year is 2392|
|child:||mommy i can't sleep|
|mother:||don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations|
|mother:||RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH|
She’s turned into such a hippy now. I love her still but it makes me wonder how often she gets stoned.
does people not get that shes at coachella or???????
today i got asked what coachella was..
i get asked on a daily basis…